Country Family
Baton Rouge
Law and Order
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| It is against the law for a monster to enter the corporate limits of Urbana, Illinois. |
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| Vermont: here it is illegal to deny God's existence. Who sweares in the name of God has to count with hard punishment. |
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In Idaho its illegal to fish while riding a camel.
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| Indiana: a law prohibits to take a bath during the winter months. |
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| Equally in Florida it's forbidden to take off the clothes in a bathroom. |
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| Arizona: toward an absolution in the district of Mahove everyone who has stolen a piece of soap, has to wash himself as long with it, till it's totally consumed. |
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| In Inglis, Florida, satan has order to stay away from houses by law. |
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Alabama: here it's forbidden to play domino on Sundays.
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| In Ocean City, Maryland, nobody may eat while swimming in the sea. |
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| In Saratoga it is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. |
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| To blow your nose loudly in public is prohibited by law in Waterville, Maine. |
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Kansas: in Natoma it is prohibited by law to sling knives on men in striped suits.
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Iowa: Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
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| In Ventura County, California, it is forbidden by law to dogs and cats, to have sex together without previous permission. |
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| Massachusetts: a woman can not be on top in sexual activities. |
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| Taxi drivers in Massachusetts are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts. |
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| Louisiana: couples who want to buy a new bed may not test in the shop neither real nor simulated, whether it will satisfy their sexual wishes. |
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Eureka, California: Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
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| In Boston two people may not kiss in front of a church. |
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In Daytona Beach, Florida, the molestation of trash cans is banned.
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| Delaware: In an airplane you may not snore on pain of penalties. |
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| Indiana: it is prohibited to eat ice cream with a fork in the airport area of Bicknell. |
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| In Denver you may not drive a black car on Sundays. |
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| Idaho: in Idaho Falls people older than 88 years are not allowed to drive a bike. |
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| In the whole city area men may not back into a parking spot. |
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| Connecticut: In Hartford you aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands. |
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| Kentucky: in this state, where the hoard of gold of the USA is guarded in Fort Knox, a man may not buy a hat without his wife’s permission. |
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In Massachusetts it is prohibited to hang the feet out of the window for the purpose of cooling.
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| In New York City it is prohibited for men, to look after women. Who violates the law is forced to wear blinders for horses, whenever he takes a walk. Besides a fine of 25 US-dollars is charged. |
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In New York women may not smoke in public.
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| In Kansas, in the city Wichita, the abuse of a man by his mother-in-law isn't accepted as reason for divorce. |
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| Snoring is prohibited in Massachusetts unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked. |
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| A law of the year 1897 says, that anybody who uses "dirty, immoral, bawdy, vulgar or abusive words" within earshot of women or children will be punished. |
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| In Carmel there's a law for facilitation of tastefulness. A man can’t go outside while wearing a jacket and shoes that do not match. |
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| In Mobile, Alabama as well as in New York women may basically not wear shoes with high heels. |
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| In Tombstone it is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling. |
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In Tucson, Arizona, women may not wear pants.
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Florida: in Miami it is prohibited for men to show in public in a dressing gown without a belt.
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| In Nebraska it is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license. |
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| In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. |
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In Lehigh, Nebraska, Doughnut holes may not be sold.
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| An edict in Riverside, California, dictates that two persons may not kiss each other until they have wiped their lips with carbolic sour rose water. |
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| Anybody laying in the shelves of a bakery in Massachusetts is a criminal. |
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| In Tulsa, Oklahoma, you may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer. |
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It is illegal for bar owners in Nebraska to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
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In the US-state New Jersey it is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
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| In Arkansas a man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. |
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In Carrizozo / New Mexico it’s forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
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| Females in Oklahoma are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state. |
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A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
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| In Detroit, Michigan, it is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday. |
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In Gurnee, Illinois it is illegal for women over 200 pounds to ride horses in shorts.
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| To reduce the high number of nightly breach of the peace in London, Ohio a new law was enacted which is still valid, that wife's may not be beaten after 9 p.m. |
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| Women in US-state Minnesota may be kept imprisoned for 30 days if they appear in public dressed up as Santa Claus. |